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14 February
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"However, when the sun rose in the morning, shining through our balcony doors, we’d open our eyes, and we’d be okay. Not perfect, not entirely healthy, not even rational where our love for one another was concerned. Just okay. Merely sufficient, at best. But there’d be only acceptance—never shame—in being two divine failures as we emerged from slumber, perfectly flawed, and wide awake."


Hi, I'm Ashley
I'm nice and stuff.

I LOVE: kings of leon, iron and wine, the avett bros, chris garneau, johnny flynn, laura marling, bobby long, marcus foster, sam bradley and the men, dawn kinnard, arcade fire, the walkmen, phoenix, alexi murdoch, blonde redhead, coldplay, glen hansard & marketa irglova.

i like kstew, so if you're hating please don't hesitate to let the door hit you on your way over to the left. kthnx.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache in a standard deck of playing cards. Evian spelled backwards is ‘naïve'. The Nobel Peace prize is totally gay because it’s three naked motherfuckers just standing there, touching each other, the word ‘testify’ was created by men in the Roman court who would swear on their testicles,a barnacle has the biggest dick of any other animal in the world in relation to its size, and iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two.

as much as i love the glorious saga that is twilight by the one and only smeyer, i realize how terribly written it is and how badly chardwicke fucked shit up and made edward cullen a blue-tinted emo bitch. i will jump at any opportunity to make fun of/fangirl over anything twilight related. i am NONsrs bsnss, but i can't reign in the inner Ashley who would undress at the sight of flatpattz.

you need to join k_mullet ASAP. srsly.